Clappage


the sound of moist t-st-cl-s slapping against -n-s during heteros-xual gymnastics.
nelly: by gad, sir rupert you were going at it hammer and tongs last night.
sir rupert: aye, i don’t doubt you could hear my clappage all the way down in the servants quarters, but my wife is a dirty bint who needs it hard.
nelly: will sirs b-lls need a scrubbing?

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