Clapperclaw


an extremely sensual, albeit complicated s-xual position. those who master this are the official kings/queens of s-x.

to perform the clapperclaw, you must:

1. begin in a basic scissor position, with each person facing upwards (this still works with men and women, a man just should penetrate his partner from this position.)

2. slowly, each person arches their back at the same speed, lifting the scissor connection into the air

3. lock your legs up to the knee and allow the calf to dangle.

4. the clapperclaw has been performed.
kevin: yo dude, last night i totally clapperclawed a drunk chick i met

chris: wow man, i’m impressed.

kevin: yea, you should be. i then proceeded to perform the raging jot on her.

chris: unbelievable
use foul language, verbally abuse
the woman clapperclawed the policeman who gave her a parking ticket

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