clapping monkey
clapping monkey has 2 definitions
1) a small toy, usually with cymbols, which when winded up will clap the cymbols together
2) a metaphor for a woman’s v-g-n- which is extremely loose, and would clap like a toy clapping monkey
1) hey look at that new toy i got, it’s a clapping monkey!
2) hey i bet her lips go at it like a clapping monkey in the wind! (makes clapping motion between legs)
this is the comprehensize dictionary of the clapping monkey phrase:
1)a small toy for children
2)a metaphor for a women who has had lots of s-x and is such very loose and is in need of corrective surgery. sum1 u wudnt want 2 have s-x with!!! there is even hand motions to go with it.
she was as loose as a clapping monkey
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