Clarence Thomas


(noun) slang for area of the female anatomy (v-g-n-). used after justice thomas issued the lone dissenting opinion in a strip search of a teenager who was believed to be hiding an ibuprofen in her underwear
the other eight justices decided the search violated the 4th amendment.
usage: “keep your johnson away from my clarence thomas or i’ll get knocked up!”
verb — to place a pubic hair on a beverage container — usualy done as a prank. named after the united states supreme court justice who allegedly held up a can of c-ke and asked “who has put a pubic hair on my c-ke?” to the woman (anita hill) he supervised and was harr-ssing s-xually.
bob pranked me bad last night by ordering 20 pizzas delivered to my room, but i got him back by clarence thomasing his dr. pepper at lunch.

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