clarence
s-xiness
clarence is awesome.
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to pleasure a girl by rubbing only her cl-t.
my girlfriend doesn’t really like being fingered, shes more into being clarenced.
name given to extremely intellegent people. iq is always above 200. usually, these people are metros-xual (third definition) and are extremely s-xy. also, people with the name clarence have notoriously large b-lls. their s-xual preference is often.
trevor: “i hate you”
clarence: (punches the sh-t out of trevor)
trevor: i’m a sh-t
clarence: “i know. time to die, b-tch.” (shoots of trevor’s head with a golden eagle)
trevor: “im a dead b-tch”
-or–
emiley: jeez im skinny
clarence: yep, b-tch.
emiley: that’s mean.
clarence: thats right.
emiley: you’re an -sshole
clarence takes uzi from airtight speedo and caps emiley.
1) a person who is extremely smexy, extremely nice and chill; also referred to as someone with a nice body. knows how to have fun outside, and always good to have him around.
2) a true gentlemen who knows how to love a girl. will definitley respect the girl he’s with, and will love her always.
3) beast.
1) girl1: ooomg. who is that s-xy guy by the beach?
girl2: wow, he’s really cute. must be a clarence.
girl1: yuuum. he definitley is a clarence.
2) girl1: isn’t that guy going out with that one girl?
girl2: who, him? yeaaa, he’s lucky. cus he’s a clarence.
girl1: a clarence?! d-mn, i wish my boyfriend was a clarence.
3) boy1: d-mn, man. that guy got some real skills in sports
boy2: yeaaa, he’s pretty athletic and beast.
boy1: naaah man. he’s clarnce.
boy2: h-ll yeaa!
rhyming slang for ‘vodka’ (clarence boddiker from robocop)
let’s get hammered on a bottle of clarence
guy that is not funny at is usually chinese and has long hair.(don’t spend your time talking to him)
man=your not funny
woman=thats so clarence
the voice in your head in the game penumbra: black plague. he is the biggest d-ck ever, therefore, this is the greatest insult you could ever use.
person 1: this hallway i just came through looks safe…
-walks towards hallway-
-dog comes out of nowhere, charging at you-
-dog disappears-
person 2: hahahaha, i f-cked with your mind. hahahaha.
person 1: way to be a clarence…
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