Clarf
the act of eating a girl out while she’s taking a steamy dump. the female version of a blumpkin.
rebecca was so h-rny but also ate a huge bowl of chili cheese fries, so we had no other option than to clarf in the public bathroom of the applebee’s.
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- Mungspritzer
tonic water with your mung. when you insert a hose v-g-n-lly into the dead corpse and fill it with tonic water before inserting your straw into the v-g-n- and have yourself a mungspritzer instead of plain old mung.
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that look on one’s face after waking up, similar to that of a baby or of a puppy after waking up, just not quite having that awake yet look. hey, did you just wake up? you look mushy-faced.
- Smob'n
cruisin in yo ride (car) i was smob’n in my cutlas when i saw this fine -ss chasee. smob’n in yo hood.
- smogasm
physiological response to tobacco after an extended period of deprivation. “after the six hour flight, i experienced a spontaneous smogasm upon reaching the sidewalk”.