clargo
the act of armed american soldiers dry humping an orphaned dolphin before inditing large novels depicting the eventsin chronological order.
also known as rack smackers or blowhole infestation
past tense: clargoed
present tense: clarging
future tense: clargee
in his elongated journey through the vast atlantic seas, juan the mexican pirate came across a beached dolphin…he clargoed the sucker until he could clargo no more…then wrote an award winning book…called my life: bill clinton
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