clarinet fart
that cute little fart that sounds like a single note from a clarinet. it’s powerful yet controlled and is pleasing to listen to. clarinet farts make you and everyone in your surroundings feel musical and cl-ssy.
stacy didn’t feel embarr-ssed about her clarinet fart in the grocery store because the crisp, clear c sharp made everyone feel like they were at the orchestra.
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