Clarineticorn


a unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. one can be a clarineticorn by placing the bell of one’s clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises)
person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) “aaahh!!!”
person 2: “dude, what’s that guy doing”
person 3: “oh he’s just being a clarineticorn”

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