Clarity Moment
the minutes following a male -rg-sm where he has complete clarity about everything in his life.
0-5 minutes post–j-c-l-t- (clarity moment): i pondered about what events led me to f-ck this annoying 3/10 when i could have spent 3 minutes jerking it to my s-xy co-workers facebook pictures. what the f-ck is wrong with me? i really want to be an astronaut. family guy sucks.
5< minutes post--j-c-l-t- (return to normal): alright maybe if i f-ck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.
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