Clark Advanced Learning Center


the clark advanced learning center (otherwise known as “clark”) is a small charter school– that hardly anyone has ever heard about– in the martin county school district. the school only enrolls up to 250 students at a time, ranging from 10th grade to 12th. at clark, students have access to free laptops and a free college tuition at the neighboring irsc chastain campus, where students are able to dual-enroll and graduate with their aa.
the student body is mainly comprised of kids who either hated public high school, dropped out of ib/ap and decided to dual-enroll, or wanted a free laptop.
clark is a school where secrets are non-existent because they spread like wildfire, the yearbook staff is terrifying, and break-ups cause civil war. if one can get past all of this, he or she will find that clark is a fascinating small-town-like culture of its own, where students of all backgrounds, personalities, and future goals can (for the most part) get along and enjoy each others’ presence as a cohesive unit.
example 1
person 1: “i’m enrolling at the clark next year! did you hear you get a free laptop?!?”
person 2: “there’s a school called clark?”

example 2
student 1: “some of the students and teachers at clark advanced learning center are extremely weird, but i wouldn’t change it for anything.”

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