Clark New Jersey


a small town in new jersey that you should never move to. there’s literally nothing to do here, and because of that, it’s drug and alcohol use in highschool is comparative to that of cranford. it has high taxes, incredibly corrupt officials, and the police are the most racist bunch of biggots i’ve ever seen above the mason dixon line. the highschool is also falling apart, and is notorious for it’s rat problem.

please don’t move here
clark cop – “welcome to clark new jersey, smoke all the pot you want, just don’t make us get off our lazy -sses! wait, your not a…colored man are you?!”

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