Clark & The Burkeman


“clark & the burkeman” is a fictional television show about two giant men, who only communicate by means of caveman-speak, and their various escapades around milford, ct. while not yet released nationwide, the show has a huge underground fan base. of the show’s many taglines are, “burkeman call clark, see clark take burkeman woman, burkeman cool with that” and “clark and burkeman have super babies.”
“hey rob, did you wind up giving that girl a nantucket sleigh ride last night?”
“no dude, i never even got off the couch. i couldn’t stop watching re-runs of clark & the burkeman.”
“oh nicceeeeeeee.”

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