Clarke

is an amazing man who loves his family above himself. he is intelligent and inquisitive. he loves to work with his hands and is able to fix anything. he is fiercely loyal and upholds the ideals of truth and justice. he will always fight for the underdog and will help all those who stand in need. he loves to laugh. he is witty, and has a way of finding joy in all the little things. he is very practical with a streak of imagination and child like wonder that twinkles in his eyes. he is an amazing lover and will always take care of the woman he is with, taking time and making her know that she is the most beautiful girl in the world.clarke is the man every man wants to be like and every woman wants to be with.
you are so lucky to have a man like clarke..he is a dream.i thought they only were like that in the movies.
this word is derived from the ancient egyptian hieroglyph meaning to love, or love physically. men named clarke are typically studs and have gargantuan trouser snakes. women with the name clarke are notoriously good slam pieces and should be hunted down and smashed as often as possible. it is always recommended to wear a rubber when engaging a clarke because you can’t be sure who else has been there.
dude 1: “bro, i met this clarke the other day at the laundry mat and loaned her 25 cents. she was so grate she jumped my bones right there.”
dude2: “no way!!!!”
dude 1: “yeah man, those tile floores are a killer on your knees.”
custard layered apple ‘n’ rhubarb krumble ‘ead.
what d’you get? clarke.
colloquial term for fat.
josh: “since splitting with callum, all she does all day is stay at home, eating ice cream and watching re-runs of ‘lost’. she’s getting quite clarke.”
an english name meaning a teacher or consultant, derived from the egyptian hieroglyphic meaning to love. it was first intended as a male name, but now is being used more frequently as female. a girl named clarke is a loyal friend, who will protect those she loves at any cost. other common characterisitics include humor, spontaneity, compet-tiveness, and hard-working. the most common hair and eye color for women named clarke are blonde hair and brown eyes. the most common medical traits found in those named clarke can include: anxiety, add, adhd, diabetes, depression and breast cancer.
“look at that girl over there!”
“which one?”
“the blonde one. she looks like such a clarke!”
a large red ogre known in irish folklore to eat human excrement and steal young boys in the cold nights of the irish winters.
newt gingrich is a clarke.

the disgusting clarke sneaks into the childs room.

most republicans are clarkes.
a r-t-rded red sox fan.
look at that guy with the jason giambi p-rn mustache who is wearing the dirty -ss red sox hat and the red sox champions shirt that has sweat stains all over it. that guy is a total clarke! gross.
turning off an xbox 360 while in the middle of a game.

riding a mongoose on halo 3

coming in right after someone kills another person on halo 3 and killing them as a cheap shot.
hey! you just pulled a clarke!!”