Clarkie


the generic student at clark university.

likes:
bob marley/neon posters/sublime/anything weed related
sitting on the gr-ss
chillin’
tea
mason jars

dislikes:
shoes
hair cuts
the man
“some white girl just told me that she understands the worlds race/social/globalization problems while holding her iphone”
“ah, must’ve been a clarkie!”
(n) a student at clark university.
two holy cross guys and a clarkie walk into a bar…
a very very hippie-emo-human- no bullsh-t-non ignorant conservative vegetarian. the best person you will ever.
dressed like a hobo and personally doesn’t care. loves her doc martins!

takes no bullsh-t. if you want to loose your fingers just make her listen to rap.
seriously.
does not like pizza face.walking down william st. is a negative.
if you are a long hairred hippie…you’re lucky it’s what clarkie’s into.
“hey rob pattinson, i just met this conservative vegetarian who hates rap!”
“no friggin way man! you met clarkie!”
“h-llsz yea man!”

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