Clarting


when a girl (usually fat) farts so hard that her cl-t vibrates so intensely that she has an -rg-sm.
“dude, did you hear about bertha in cl-ss yesterday? she was clarting so hard her b-ttons flew off. she got me in the back of the head!”

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