clash of clans
a pretty ok “strategy” game if you must, but became wildly popular worldwide for unknown reasons.
why is everyone crazed by clash of clans? i can think of better games like castle clash and super mario world 3
the most addicting game in existence. you train your cartoon soldiers as they work there -ss off trying to get you gold and “elixir” which is necessarily just j-zz and dark elixir (also j-zz).
clash of clans is the best f-cking game in existence.
an addictive game where you build your own village and train unrealistic troops and let them die when you try to attack another player’s village.
person a: hey i just played clash of clans and all my troops died 🙁
person b: how can you like clash of clans? its such a cr-ppy game.
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