class blast
when in an attempt to hold on a fart while in a cl-ssroom (preferably during reading, tests, or other times when the cl-ssroom is relatively silent) the pressure between the b-tt cheeks increases vibration- effectively making the noise louder. a shocked expression is a sign of a cl-ss blast, while pure embarr-ssment is a sign of just a regular fart.
student #1: “yo, this dude let out a cl-ss blast right as the room got quiet in 6th period today! his face was the best part.
student #2: “i feel bad for him, all he wanted to to was hold it in, tie he f-cked himsekf over. still funny as sh-t though!”
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