Class-D Virgin
noun. a person who claims to have done everything s-xual, but has not had actual s-x.
the cl-ssification rank of d (like the grading scale) is as close as one can get to failing as a virgin, or to losing their virginity.
tom: she claimed to be a cl-ss-d virgin. she said she’s done everything but it…
jerry: well, hopefully you can persuade her on to fail with your skills.
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