the act of stealing your friend’s more impressive job t*tle and professional ident*ty on a night out in an effort to appear more like the alpha male you’re not.
james: “hey man, how was your night out last night?”
brian: “yeah good, i told a girl i worked for ey and we ended up back at her place!”
james: “ahh the cl*ssic hitchman. well played!”
paolo: “dude, i totally hitchman’d my way into a threesome last night!”
jeremy: “no way, how d’you manage that?”
paolo: “told them i’m worked for morgan stanley lol”
- x da d
an action consisting of chopping off ones p*n*s. a sarcastic response to something you do not like. paul: i hope trump starts building the wall this year. eric: x da d
- mental r bomb
when someone see’s you have snapchatted them then makes the mental choice not to open your snap i knew she was on her phone but she didn’t open my snap. she must be mental r-bombing me.
when something said, or done, is so funny it makes your b*tt hole pucker while laughing. boy 1 “bro, derek tripped over jasmines d*ld* walking down his steps!” boy 2 “bro, that sh*ts b*ttholearius!”
- hit a snag
to fail to agree. when two people or parties are negotiating, but they reach a point where they both cannot compromise. when alex and marsha were deciding who would keep the baby, they hit a snag.