classic man
noun
(derived from jidenna – cl-ssic man song)
1. someone who imitates the style, economic standing and personality of their oppressors and patrons.
2. overly professionalized.
3. name dropper.
4. -ssumes a parody like established persona of a tastemaker or intellectual.
5. “a man about town”
6. thinks they’re edgy but is actually just boring
7. unaware of their antiquated ideas about culture
8. “liberal” but posesses extremely heteronormative ideals
i’m sure he thinks he’s interesting and connected but he’s just a cl-ssic man.
he’s not that sucessful he just acts like a cl-ssic man to compensate.
“why is he wearing a suit? “oh he’s just a cl-ssic man”
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