classic mike


saying things that dont make sense or are plain wrong but standing by them whole heartedly.
contradicting yourself all the time and general mistakes in everyday life
this whole day has just been one big drunken week” cl-ssic mike.
set the fire alarm off whilst ironing.. only cl-ssic mike can do that

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