Classic Par


the phrase ‘cl-ssic par’ is saved for situations in which a person is horrifically undermined or taunted by another’s actions to such an extent that they exercise their right to sit in a dark corner and cry for 32 days (or should do).

(not to be confused with ‘par’ or ‘raw par’)
situation:
girl 1 (17) is going out with boy 1 (20).
boy 2 likes girl 1 and girl 1 likes boy 2.
in fact, girl 1 likes boy 2 so much that she dumps boy 1 to be with him.

this could be described as a ‘cl-ssic par’
alternatively, it could be said that boy 2 ‘cl-ssically parred’ boy 1

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