classic rock junkie
a person who loves the musical genre cl-ssic rock, which includes bands such as led zeppelin, pink floyd, the beatles, the doors, acdc, and the who. they are uninterested in modern music. sometimes, they are of the opinion that any new music is terrible, in other cases they admit that some of it is good, it just doesn’t interest them. often times they find themselves pretending to love the new alternative band their friend is showing them while wishing they were at home listening to the white alb-m. many cl-ssic rock junkies are afraid to admit they are indeed a cl-ssic rock junkie for fear of being called narrow-minded.
“oh yeah, i love green day.”
“that is such a lie. you’re a cl-ssic rock junkie and you know it.”
one who is so obsessed with the music genre “cl-ssic rock” that they proceed to declare all other music genres moot. the individual in question only allows cl-ssic rock to satisfy their musical needs and refuses to explore other genres.
guy 1: dude all your music sucks. you need to listen to some zeppelin or sabbath.
guy 2: stfu. you are such a cl-ssic rock junkie.
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