Classic Rock


the best musical genre of all. other types of rock & roll are alright, but this is the best!
led zeppelin, guns n’ roses, yeah, yeah, we know, what about queen, you pr-cks!!
only type of music that is the dialogue and the stage direction of an entire generation
cl-ssic rock is what makes bad bands of today look really bad
stop saying guns n’ roses are cl-ssic rock, you f-cking morons. they are hair. and they suck -ss.

real cl-ssic rock is led zeppelin, jimi hendrix, van halen, sweet, uriah heep, head east, eric clapton, boston, styx, journey, rush, rolling stones, sammy hagar, lynyrd skynyrd, .38 special, alice cooper, black oak arkansas, foghat, bachman-turner overdrive, queen, rod stewart, blue oyster cult, black crowes, janis joplin, foreigner, pink floyd, steve miller band, t.rex, the who, moody blues, yardbirds, bad company, elo, manfred mann’s earth band, nazareth, joe c-cker, the guess who, heart, judas priest, cream, ccr, george thorogood, five man electrical band, velvet underground, golden earring, fleetwood mac, the eagles, deep purple, j. geils band, jackson browne, kansas, kiss, cheap trick, dire straits, black sabbath, thin lizzy, the youngbloods, marshall tucker band, zz top, david bowie, bob seger, curved air, argent, humble pie, the beatles, grand funk railroad, mountain, doobie brothers, simon and garfunkel, stevie ray vaughan, the doors, ac/dc, the hollies, the kinks, the troggs, tom petty, jethro tull, edgar winter group, etc.

fake “cl-ssic rock” is guns n’ roses, motley crue, bon jovi, metallica, quiet riot, iron maiden, etc.
shut the f-ck up about it unless you know the real cl-ssic rock bands.
cl-ssic rock is undoubtedly one of the greatest genres of music this planet has ever seen. cl-ssic rock includes:
cream, ac/dc, led zeppelin, the beatles, jimi hendrix, kiss, new york dolls, aerosmith, queen, sammy hagar, montrose and ted nugent. it does not- i repeat- does not include mötley crüe, guns n’ roses or metallica as some of these -ss holes seem to think.
stupid f-ck: dude, stop listening to that sh-t and listen to some cl-ssic rock like metallica!
(i, then, beat sf’s face in with a queen record)
me: no, dipsh-t, that’s cl-ssic rock.
one of the greatest generes of music out there, composed of a very talented band and unblieveable lyircs
led zeppelin, pink floyd, elp, dire straits, zz top, the doors, black sabbath, kansas, deep purple
simply the best music genre ever
wow, cl-ssic rock…rocks
what revolutionized the music world. what nu-metal will never live up to.
cl-ssic rock forever!

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