classical sex
a fetish involving powdered wigs and having s-x ch-r-ographed to cl-ssical music. this music usually must be fast paced such as the baroque genre and you must always finish during the crescendo.
-hey whats that powdered wig for?
–its for cl-ssical s-x man, we totally smashed to mozart last night!
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