Classy Gentleman’s Handkerchief
commonly called just cl-ssy gentleman. for when a guy wants to jack off covertly and needs a mop up rag but has nothing to use, so then the guy uses his boxers to clean up and then goes commando with the dirty boxers hanging out of a pants pocket. usually done if a girl gives the guy major blue b-lls and he doesn’t want to make a mess of her bathroom getting off. thus the name from being cl-ssy enough to not make a c-mmy mess at a girls house.
carl- d-mn dude, rebecca was being a prude b-tch last night and wouldn’t give me even a handjob. so i was stuck with blue b-lls and a major chubbs, so i went into her little sisters room to wham the ham, but i forgot mop up material so i had to beat it into my boxers. then i just did the cl-ssy gentleman’s handkerchief until i was able to get out of there.
derek- what a b-tch. that’s a cl-ssy thing to do dude,
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