claudd
a quick pipi touch. claudds can be recieved on purpose or by accident, such as in a busy subway.
that claudd was so fast, i barely even fealt it!
guy #1: what the f-ck man! watch where you’re swinging your arms!
guy #2: calm down dude, it was just a claudd
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