Clay and Dave


when someone tells a story that is utterly pointless. this is especially true when you think that there will be some major point or conclusion but are left just hanging.
person 1: hey so last night i went to a minor league hockey game…

person 2: oh yea and what happened?

person 1: oh thats it.

person 2: dude thats so clay and dave!

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