clay bertrand



the act of painting yourself gold for explicit purposes, named after the scene in oliver stone’s jfk where tommy lee jones as clay shaw (under the alias clay bertrand) paints himself in gold during a trippy h-m-s-xual orgy.
“my girlfriend totally did a clay bertrand on me last night, got me so h-rny”.

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