Clay Matthews


a linebacker for the green bay packers. after only two seasons of professional playing, he has been selected to the pro-bowl twice. wearing #52, matthews is known for his ability to completely destroy opposing quarterbacks and consume their souls, a practice frequently referred to as a claymaker. also very muscular and considered extremely attractive.
when the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for clay matthews.
the most bad-ss m-f- ever to play football ever.
joel: hey, is that clay matthews of the green bay packers?

nick: yeah he’s only the most bad-ss m-f- ever to play football ever.

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