Clay Pidgeon


while a man is engaging in intercourse with a female, preferably from behind, right before -j-c-l-t–n he proceeds to raise his hand victoriously above is head and while screaming “pull” slaps the woman’s -ss with fury. as she runs in excrutiating pain, the main proceeds to -j-c-l-t- with incredible force in an attempt to knock the woman over. on every upstroke he makes a shotgun c-cking sound effect and on every down stroke, a gun fire sound effect.
man: “what happened to your girlfriend? did she break her leg?”
man 2: “she got clay pidgeoned!”
hated, often bullied animal. frequent target of people with shotguns
“dude, it must really suck to be a clay pidgeon”
“yeah, they get shot at more than a cracker in harlem”

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