claytheism
a religion where you make things out of clay (usually ash trays). this religion is a cover religion used to distract others from ones actual beliefs that may not be main stream (i.e. wicca.) this is particularly useful during conversations with in-laws and other large groups of intolerant people.
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no, i am into claytheism.
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