clean crap


clean cr-p is basically very clean and polished sh-t/p–p. clean cr-p is only created when someone eats watermelon and takes a cr-p from their b-tt. this next step is optional: take a glove and pull the clean cr-p out of the toilet and place is in a bowl. wrap plastic wrap all around the bowl and put the bowl in your trophy case. last but not least: congratulate yourself for creating “clean cr-p” .
clean cr-p is also someone who is hot, s-xy, and cool but you don’t like.
“dude is that clean cr-p over there on the street”
” that guy is totally a piece of clean cr-p”

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