clean face
1. has never partic-p-ted in an act of oral s-x.
2. has never acted in a film of p-rnographic nature.
1. ‘dude, she’s really hot, and she has a clean face!’
2. no p-rn star has a clean face.
one who launders money for criminals, usually owners of small private buisnesses with large cashflow.
“what can i do? i can’t put that amount of cash in the bank, it raises a red flag…”
“hmmm. i’ll introduce you to clean face, he runs a little shipping outlet. you can give him your cash and for a small percentage he’ll give you paychecks.”
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