Clean Sex People
1.a type of individual unbeknownst to the common man that is worthy to engage in s-xual intercourse on newly purchased or gently used microfiber couches due to the indelible virtue of ultra-hygienic intercourse that leaves all furniture as pure as the day it was purchased.
2. what your girlfriend wants you to be before you can have s-x on the couch.
though gina didnt want to interrupt the p-ssion that had arisen between she and d-ck, she knew the eve would be filled with regret if she could not find a way to get off the new microfiber couch…because clearly they were not clean s-x people.
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