clean the pickle


to m-st-rb-t- in a fashion of gently stroking up and down the phallus, pleasantly, covering all spots…compared to vigorously and violently beating the meat…which can leave chaff marks
when colby got home ,he planned to clean the pickle, to save him from further scarring

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