clean your oven
1. the premature termination of ones pregnancy during s-xual intercourse. often an accidental occurrence, however can be achieved with the right combination of thrust and determination.
becky looks down to find a messy scene after a marathon plowing and exclaims
“i didn’t think a little booty b-mpin’ could clean your oven!?”
ricky bobby has been told by a lady friend that he her baby daddy….
“next time you best be believing’ ima clean your over”
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