Clear Eyes


g-d’s gift to stoners, delivered to us by ben stein. it gets the red out, so people think you’re sober, but your friends know better! also comes in small, easy-to-shoplift packaging so you can save some extra money for more hydro.
i tell people that the reason i keep clear eyes around is because typing essays on the computer irritates my eyes.
a stoner’s best friend. gets eyes clear in minutes no matter how blasted they may be. also a great thing to carry to school because you can say wind irritates your eyes or something nonchalant like that.
i carry clear eyes with my 24/7, you never know who’ll smoke you out and when.
a magical liquid use to get eyes that are really red to be clear again.
d-mn how much you be smoking cause your eyes are bloodshot, i think you need some clear eyes.
when you are about 2 c-m in the girl and you take your d-ck out of the hole. you then spit on her back so she thinks you c-mmed all over her and when she turns around you c-m in her eye
i clear eyed kate and made her go blind
once a man dumps his load wherever he pleases, he grabs the woman, opens her eye up and deposits his last droplets of s-m-n into her pupil thus putting drops in her eye.
p: last night mary and i smoked a bowl and banged. afterwards i came on her face, i gave her clear eyes.

h: you said you were out.

p: i know, i deposited my last drops of c-m in her eyes.

h: shibby!

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