Clear Table


when a woman lies under a long, very low gl-ss table while upwards of five men compete to -j-c-l-t- on that low-lying gl-ss table. the j-zzum does not actually touch the woman, it remains on the table. in the best case scenario, the woman feels really weird that she is so close to j-zzum, but not actually in contact with j-zzum. in the worst case scenario, people blame you for inventing something called “clear table” when, in fact, you did not.
wow, that game of clear table was so gross. i just wanted to give that gl-ss some windex or something…i mean with all the j-zz on it. and i think that b-tch got stuck under the table because it was so long…and low-lying.

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