Clearing my History


the double entendre figure of speech referring to the process of actually clearing your computer history/cookies and a masturbation session that results in an -rg-sm.
im sorry im late for drinks guys, but i was “clearing my history”.

my wife and kids were home, i was rapidly “clearing my history”.

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