Clearing the runway
wiping your -ss before taking a dump, clearing any debris that may obstruct the p–p from coming out smoothly.
guy 1: dude, arent you supposed to wipe after you take a cr-p?
guy 2: man, i’m clearing the runway. last time there was so much lint and hair stuck up there, my cr-p came out like a play-dough french fry maker.
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