Cleat your meat


when you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your d-ck.
person 1: did conner just cleat your meat?
person 2: yes, i looked at my d-ck and it was bleeding, i think it’s scarred!
person 1: that’s it i’m gonna kick his -ss.

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