cled
verb. the act of severely beating someone with an insulin pump.
“benji, if you make one more diabetes joke, i’m funna cled the sh-t out of you!
the pieces of hair that grow closest to the -n-s which sometimes collect feces known as dingleberries
the dingle berries that hung from my cleds were huge.
a person who ruins your buzz on a night out (wether it be chemcially -ssisted or not). a uni-s-x term for someone who seems to demand attention but who doesnt return anything to the group dynamic.
guy 1: mate anytime i hear her speaking i immediately stop listening. she really is buzz killington tonight
guy2: she is such a cled!
guy 1: total cled! i dont know if i am longed out or pranged out but i know she is the originator of this fun void we find ourselves in.
crusty and unshaven
hey did you see that big girl walk by today?
yeah man i bet she was soo cled.
a woman’s genitals
woman:lick my f-cking cled
man: you have to buy me a drink first
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