Cledanzaveland Steamlaper
pr-nounced cle-danza-vland steam-lap-er
a combination of the danza slap and the cleveland steamer. a s-xual act of extreme multi-tasking talent where a man squats over the woman’s upper chest region and proceeds to slap her in the face with his p-n-s shouting “who’s the boss!” while p–ping on her chest at the same time. can be performed before during or after s-x depending on individual preference
that girl last night was such a freak that she wanted me to give her a cledanzaveland steamlaper.
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