Cleft
a crevice in the body. (or valley if you will)
oh i’d like to see her cleft!
used in biology and engineering to describe a divide, it is also a vernacular expression describing lady parts. see wedge and fl-ng-, among other carpentry terms. popularised by the character jeff in the bbc tv series “coupling”
you don’t understand a word i’m saying do you? i’ve always wanted to do this…. gusset. br–sts, thighs, cleft
the cresent shaped thumb, fore-finger and middle finger motion used in bedroom foreplay.
i clefted that silly bindt / raise the cleft signal to the sky zelmen
someone who lacks a chin. their chin is either non-existent and their mouth leads straight to their neck or there is a slight dent with evidence of a shrunken or growing chin.
yo, don’t stand too close to cleft or you’ll catch the disease and your chin will fall off
the point where the shaft of the male p-n-s meets the t-st-c-ls for the first time.
ouch! the tennis ball hit me right in the cleft!
adj “a way of life”
someone whose entire lifestyle is dictated by modern and expensive trends from music taste, fashion, friend circles right down to wear they shop for food. frequently blogs.
wow look at that guy in his armani shirt and audi tt his parents bought for him. he’s a complete cleft.
yes what a clefty b-st-rd.
when one’s boxers, shorts, or underwear rides up on you. there are three types of the cleft, a left cleft, a right cleft, and a middle cleft (the worst). a left and a right cleft is where your boxers pull up to either side or you t-st-cl- sac, and a middle cleft is where the seam in the boxers that splits the legs rides up on you up the middle seeming to almost split you sac.
man, i have a bad left cleft
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