cleggers
the little bits of poo combined with hair in the crack of the b-ttox area. usualy found by men with extremely hairy -rs- cracks. cleggers can often apear after a poo.
oh dear my -rs- is itchy i think i have cleggers.
the little bits of poo combined with hair in the crack of the b-ttox area. usualy found by men with extremely hairy -rs- cracks. cleggers can often apear after a poo.
oh dear my -rs- is itchy i think i have cleggers.
someone who will say one thing that sounds good, but when it comes to actually doing it, does the opposite.
comes from nick “d-ck” clegg’s campaign in which he said how he will help britain if he becomes pm ands when he did he backstabbed everyone who voted for him(namely in raising university fees).
guy 1: i promise to keep university fees down.
guy 2: got my vote and your in power. nice to keep fees at £3000
guy 1: thanks, although i’ve just put fees up to £9000
guy 2: you’re such a clegger
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