Clementine story
a story that is told very animatedly and promises to be a good one however ultimately it fails spectacularly and the audience is left wondering, “why did you just waste those precious few minutes of my life?”
this girl in my block just bought this new bag and was so excited but she couldn’t get it open! she was running around the place screaming with hysterics, asking anyone she could find to try and open it. she was on the verge of tears, saying she was gonna have to return it and that her life was practically over. and then she gave it to some guy and he opened it………….. “are you kidding… that’s such a clementine story!!”
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