clemintine


”is that a tangerine?”
”no its a clemintine -sshole”
”this clemintine tastes like -ss”
”i like -ss”
also shortened to ‘clems’ and also used to describe chavs, pikies, knackers and general sc-mbags

used to describe the lower levels of irish society. they can easily be spotted in any irish town, city or even village.

males:
-tuck their tracksuit bottoms into their sock
-spit a lot
-have no jobs, nor ever will
-smell of sweat and bad aftershave/burgers
-wear a lot of cheap gold jewellery
-greasy hair
-sit on shop windows/electrical boxes/walls and shout abuse at people

females:
– look the exact same only are a disgusting shade of orange
– wear clothes that are too small for them
– have a child in a buggy with them at all times
– i’m not walking down there…
– why not?
– there’s a load of clemintines sitting on that wall and i didn’t bring a stick to beat them away…
1. (n) a s-x fiend, s-x g-ddess/g-d, s-x queen/king. someone with excellent s-xual skills, or dance/pole moves.
2. (n) a small, sweet orange.
“she’s so good, i’d even call her a clemintine”

“may i have another clemintine?”

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