Clenis
bill clinton’s p-n-s, the scapegoat of the right-wing. blamed for everything from 9/11 to relations with north korea. feared greatly by conservatives, as it is actually a functional p-n-s.
in today’s speech, president bush blamed rising unemployment and a failing economy on the clenis.
freakishly large cl-toris. usually found in women that use steroids.
‘did you see the clenis on that wrestler-chick?”
portmanteau of cl-toris and p-n-s. a large cl-toris that, due to its abnormal size, resembles a p-n-s.
don’t download that p-rno with the wrestler chyna, unless you want to barf… she’s got a clenis!
(noun.)
1. president bill clinton’s all powerful member (clinton + p-n-s = clenis)
2. name used to sarcastically identify right wing conservatives’ and the media’s habit of blaming every bad event on president clinton’s s-xual misconduct.
george bush couldn’t have wrecked the economy…i blame the clenis!
thanks to the clenis today’s teens have no morals.
rush limbaugh blamed the clenis for causing his criminal drug use.
a cl-toris so big it can p-ss for a p-n-s.
i went down on this lady the other night and she had quite the clenis.
1. a very large cl-toris (suckably large!)
2. a mutant p-n-s-shaped cl-t
jim: holy sh-t! i could see the clenis on that last stripper from the back of the room it was so huge!
joe: perfect for all the latent f-gs in here, don’tcha think?
an enormous cl-toris that is big enough to be a small p-n-s.
the warden in that lesbain prison p-rno had a giant red clenis.
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